music is the only escape. Youtube for life. Tumblr for eternity.
I Excel at Boredom, I Fail at Everything Else
meanwhile in twitter…
Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit
Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.
I would happily live in a violin; if only I was a Borrower.
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
(via paging-doctorfaggot)My Musings.
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice
(via dogesexual)Funny Pictures Galore
but then the white girl nation attacked
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER